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This Brilliant Wife Has The PERFECT Response To Her Husband’s Insult

by Phil Mutz
Phil is an Editor at LittleThings. He loves writing and the outdoors. You can often find him at the movies or the park.

Teasing can sometimes go too far. And if you are willing to tease others, you better be prepared to take it in return.

While bullying is never okay under any circumstance, playful teasing and poking fun at someone you love tends to be a little more acceptable, like these parents who imitated their daughter’s PDA on social media.

And when I saw this funny story about a husband and wife teasing each other, I had to laugh out loud.

This story has been around for years, having appeared in books and on the internet. In it, a son asks his father about the different types of “boobs.” When the dad answers, his wife and daughter are none too happy. Luckily, she has the absolute perfect response.

Scroll through to see exactly how quickly this brilliant wife is able to hilariously turn the tables on her husband. What do you think of her response? Let us know in the comments!

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A family was at the dinner table when the son asked his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answered, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman’s are like melons: round and firm. In her 30s, 40s, and 50s, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

mom gets revenge funny story dinner table

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiled and answered, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s, and 50s, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree.”

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“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes. The tree is dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”

Let’s hope that this husband is able to take it just as much as he is able to dish it!

What do you think of this wife’s hilarious response? Let us know in the comments.

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