He Taught His Dog The Secret To Winning A Race. The Result? I’m DYING!!

by Elyse Wanshel
Elyse is a Senior Writer at She enjoys tacos, kickboxing, and naming animals. In fact, she named two of her mother’s six cockatiels Mr. and Mrs. Featherbottom.

They say that every dog has its day, and it’s true! A lovable stray can get adopted, a canine can become a hero after saving someone’s life, and a cute pooch can have the best day of her life by embarking on frolic-worthy run through a field of tall grass.

But what if a pup has a different kind of personality? What happens when he’s not a charming Tramp, loyal Lassie, or garden-variety Goofy?

What happens, exactly, when a mutt acts meaner than a junkyard dog? When he literally lives by the motto “dog-eat-dog?”

You get the dashing dachshund in the video below, that’s what! This little wiener has to be the winner of the race, and his desire is so intense, he’s willing to do the anything to achieve his tiny puppy dream.

A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G. And, let me tell you, it’s pretty hilarious.

Watch the video below and prepare to be in stitches — just like some of his contenders might have ended up.

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