Giovanna was born in Rome, Italy and currently resides in South Salem, New York. In her free time, she likes to cook with her children and grandchildren.
It’s impossible not to be jealous of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’ life. They’re both wildly successful movie stars worth millions of dollars, they’re happily married with two adorable children, and on top of it all they seem to be the most down-to-earth, hysterical people on the planet.
You can’t honestly say you wouldn’t trade lives with them for a day; they’re just that perfect.
So to be brutally honest, we think it’s fair that the universe screwed up their honeymoon. Just kidding, of course!
Mila recently appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and two things were immediately clear: First, the woman is a hilarious storyteller, and second, Ashton should never be allowed to plan vacations, because their group trip to Napa played out like comedy movie.
It’s hard to think of a way this could have gone any worse. Thankfully, you didn’t have to live through this nightmare — you just get to sit back and laugh at how miserable it all sounds!
Here's what the aftermath of this trip looked like:
“Eight hours into our RV trip, and this continues, our air conditioner breaks in Bakersfield in 110 degree weather,” explained Mila. “We almost died on the side of the road when Apple Maps took us on a road… It wasn’t a road, it was a fire road on the side of a mountain.”
“We all had to jump out of the vehicle and walk for like, three miles while my father-in-law drove the van and Ashton navigated him over massive boulders because there had just been a massive flood. Guys, this was like, day two.”
Mila continued, “My wonderful, beautiful mother-in-law picked the RV parks that we were staying in, but she didn’t use the internet. She used, um, books. She’s like, ‘We’ll end in Napa, it’ll be beautiful,’ I was like, ‘You know what, what could go wrong?’ Lemme tell you. An RV park not in Napa, but an hour outside of Napa with two prisons, okay? Yes guys, that is where our RV trip ended. And my husband looked at me and goes, ‘I quit,’ and I’m like, ‘Me too.'”
If you want to hear the horror story straight from Mila’s mouth, here’s the full clip!
While the actual experience must have been awful, the story has everyone dying of laughter!