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March 2015 Horoscopes That Are SO SPECIFIC It’s Chilling! OMG!

by Giovanna Boldrini
Giovanna was born in Rome, Italy and currently resides in South Salem, New York. In her free time, she likes to cook with her children and grandchildren.

I have never been a big believer in astrology, but just last month I read my horoscope for February 2015, and it literally made the hairs on my arms stand up.

That’s exactly what happened when I read a story about a five-year-old boy who used to be a 30-year-old woman in a past life.

I’m an Aquarius, and my horoscope last month told me that I would meet someone special, in an everyday place like a grocery store. Well, I got so excited that I went to my local Kroger about three times a week wearing red lipstick and heels. For some crazy reason, I was always running out of paper towels and Crisco (wink, wink).

But since I was putting in the extra effort, I just started dressing a little more fancy everywhere I went. Then one day, I strolled into the post office to send my great-niece Audriana a pair of gold studs for her first communion, and BAM! There was Roger. A tall, dashing man who approached me like a silver-haired fox pounces toward a young chick. He just wanted to gobble me up.

We’ve been dating for the past month and it’s been as steamy as a hot shower in December, and to think — if I hadn’t read my horoscope last month, I would’ve never known to doll up my feminine wiles just a tiny bit.

Thank goodness I did — and you should read yours too! You’ll be so happy you did! In fact, I’m about to read mine right now…

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PISCES (February 19–March 20) Intuitive / Escapist

PISCES (February 19–March 20) Intuitive / Escapist
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Feeling fishy about your love life, Pisces? Prepare to fall hook, line, and sinker this month. A full moon on the 17th is going to help shed some light on your romantic life. If you’re in a relationship, your imaginative nature will bring new fun to the bedroom. If you are single, be on the lookout for a sweet surprise! Neptune, your ruling planet, will enter your sign this month and stay there until late April, so utilize your dreamy personality to make your dreams come true, like nabbing that enterprising opportunity you’ve had your eye on for a while! Just do it already!

If you SHARE this post, expect your romantic flame to flicker for at least a year!

ARIES (March 21–April 19) Generous / Short tempered

ARIES (March 21–April 19) Generous / Short tempered
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Things are about to look up for you, Aries, so get ready to do what you do best — shine! But be prepared to shine from the inside out. Beginning on the 20th and lasting until April, you will embark on a spiritual awakening. It could be little, like finding the serenity in a simple daily walk through the park, fulfillment in partaking in a volunteer opportunity, satisfaction in attending church regularly again — or it could be much, much bigger. Whatever it is, Ram, be prepared to feel any inner warmth that will light you up so brightly, everyone’s going to need shades.

If you SHARE this post, prepare for a spiritual shift that will actually make you appear more beautiful than you already are.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20) Artistic / Self-Indulgent

TAURUS (April 20–May 20) Artistic / Self-Indulgent
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You are brimming with love, Bull — but if provoked, you will see red. Your latest victim may have been a close relative or someone living within your household, and you rammed into them because of a misunderstanding. An olive branch may be extended your way around the 18th or 19th, so be open to it and willing to accept, because even if you don’t want to admit it, you were just as much in the wrong as they were. Plus, you really miss them. There may also be another important development in your other family — your work family — and an office romance may start to develop between you and a co-worker around the 23rd. Even if you don’t feel it’s appropriate for work, it’s appropriate for your heart.

If you SHARE this post, your first encounter with this new person in your life will be pretty spicy!!

GEMINI (May 21–June 20) Witty / Anxious

GEMINI (May 21–June 20) Witty / Anxious
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It may seem as though February had a few communication hiccups, which may have lead to an innocent misunderstanding, but March will be as friendly to you as you are in general. Look for a very strong personal or professional relationship to develop between the 15th and 17th. If it’s personal, you’re about to experience spring fever, put away that winter goose-down coat and start wearing your flirtiest frocks! If it’s professional, you’re about to embark on a creative adventure that will make you beam with so much brilliance, no one will ever doubt your talent ever again.

If you SHARE this post, the gap of time to make this personal or professional connection will widen from the 13th to the 25th.

CANCER (June 21–July 22) Faithful / Moody

CANCER (June 21–July 22) Faithful / Moody
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You may be putting the final touches on an artistic endeavor early this month. It’s something you’ve worked quite hard on and you’re excited to show it off — which you very well should be — because once it’s revealed, everyone is going to be floored! Expect an influx of surprise funds late this month, around the 27th, which may seem like perfect timing at first. You’ve been trying to figure out how to pay for your next out-of-town adventure, but not so fast, Cancer! Squirrel away some of those funds for summer, when a sudden and unexpected accident may leave you relieved that you saved some of this money.

If you SHARE this post, this summertime accident will only be a minor hiccup.

 

LEO (July 23–August 22) Charismatic / Diva

LEO (July 23–August 22) Charismatic / Diva
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For the past few months, you’ve been working very hard toward a goal. It could be earning a license, degree, adoption, court proceeding, or even a marathon. Whatever it is, it will come to its peak mid-month and end around the 24th. This ending will be very satisfying, so soak it up and celebrate! It will put you in such a good mood that someone special will notice your vibe and start gravitating in your direction.

If you SHARE this post, your celebration of this achievement will be so epic, people will be talking about it for years.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22) Reliable / Judgmental

VIRGO (August 23–September 22) Reliable / Judgmental
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You can be persistent, Virgo, and during this month, it will finally pay off. It could be that promotion you’ve been gunning for or that real estate opportunity you’ve had your eye on — whatever it may be, you will get a definitive answer on the 26th. Also, expect some good news from a close friend or family member during the first week of this month. It could be big or small, but whatever it is, it’s sure to put a big smile on your pretty face.

If you SHARE this post, expect good luck for the rest of the month!

LIBRA (September 23–October 22) Attractive / Indecisive

LIBRA (September 23–October 22) Attractive / Indecisive
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Your well-balanced nature may make you appear very together to most, but those who are closest to you know that sometimes the scales can wobble, Libra. This wishy-washy tendency will not serve you this month, when a new person enters your life sometime between the 17th and 20th. This person may seem unimportant at first, but they will play an essential role in your life in the upcoming months. Depending on which side of your personality you choose to exhibit, they will become your new best friend or think you’re a complete flake — so try to calm your nerves and show your intellect, wit, and warmth instead.

If you SHARE this post, this person will illuminate your life for three years.

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21) Brave / Manipulative

SCORPIO (October 23–November 21) Brave / Manipulative
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Money, money, money…MONEY! You will be showered with financial fortune this month, Scorpio, and on the 19th, you will be presented with entrepreneurial opportunity in which to invest in. You may want to take your time with this decision, however. Though the prospect you will be presented with may seem flashy and tempting, that long-time dream that’s been rolling around in the back of your head — to open a salon, fund the Master’s degree you’ve always wanted, or build your own tiny home on that property in Iceland you bought years ago — may be a better call. But who knows? The important thing is that you don’t pounce on an opportunity before thinking everything through, and if you’re at a loss — go with your gut.

If you SHARE this post, this amount of money will be HUGE!

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21) Big Heart / Tactless

SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21) Big Heart / Tactless
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If you’re in a relationship, prepare for a shift in a really fun way, like a vacation or surprise date. If you’re single, Archer, prepare to hit a bullseye! It may suddenly seem like it’s raining men! You may be getting so many dating opportunities, especially around the 16th, that you might accidentally cross your wires or double-book an outing. Try your best to be balanced, though. Feel out each caller and decide on one — and only one — to take seriously. It will be worth it, especially around the 27th when you realize the one you settled for may just be the “one” you’ve been searching for all along.

If you SHARE this post, this may be the last person you ever get involved with — ever!

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19) Wise / Stubborn

CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19) Wise / Stubborn
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It’s been a cold winter, so you may have been neglecting your health recently, which is out of habit for you. But now is the time to put down the pizza, stop drinking the wine, and snap back into gear. As soon as you do, you’re going to feel less stressed and more positive, which will serve you well around the 15th when someone special surprisingly pops back into your life.

If you SHARE this post, the person who reappears will be someone you’ve missed dearly.

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18) Humanitarian / Unpredictable

AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18) Humanitarian / Unpredictable
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Hurry up and get those taxes done, Aquarius. The result may surprise you — in a good way! This little boost in income may help you with a home-improvement project you’re currently in the midst of. This project can be as big as a full renovation or as small as sprucing up an old piece of furniture. It could also have something to do with your domestic life and the people in it, like family or a roommate; one of those relationships could be under construction as well. Things could get a little messy around the 16th, but if you tread lightly and clearly communicate, everything will turn out just fine.

If you SHARE this post, expect the result of your home improvement to make some waves.

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