No One Can Agree On The ‘Right Way’ To Slice Toast After Simple Photo Is Shared On Twitter

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When your bread pops out of the toaster, how do you cut it?

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The folks at Hallam Nation have narrowed down three options for local students (and now the rest of the internet) to choose from.

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A quick Google search reveals that the most popular way to cut toast in stock photos is diagonally, like a triangle.

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There are plenty of folks who prefer to do without the crusts.

However, Hallam Nation didn’t need to overcomplicate things. Their three options were enough to seriously divide opinion.

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As expected, there was a lot of support for the triangle technique.

For some reason, it does just look more like actual toast when it’s cut this way.

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However, this user does make a point for anyone who likes things “just so.”

No doubt asymmetric toast would have started a riot.

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Of course, some users are making snap judgments about the mental health of certain toast cutters.

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Others are comparing toast to heinous crimes.

I told you, it got heated.

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Something also tells me that there will be no kind words or love for this individual who doesn’t cut her toast at all.

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So, have you changed your mind about how you’d cut this toasty slice of bread?

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