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30 Inappropriate But HILARIOUS Letters To Santa

by Elyse Wanshel
Elyse is a Senior Writer at LittleThings.com. She enjoys tacos, kickboxing, and naming animals. In fact, she named two of her mother’s six cockatiels Mr. and Mrs. Featherbottom.

There are two things that all kids have in common:

1) They’re cute (maybe not as cute as your niece, nephew, granddaughter, or pet pug… but almost as cute), and 2) All delightful tiny tots are in the process of developing their personalities, and watching them blossom can be a genuinely rewarding experience.

Some of these pint-sized scamps have so much personality oozing out of their precious little pores that they don’t know what to do with all of it. So some perform. Others become best friends with leopards and snakes. And, lucky for us, a good chunk of them write unintentionally funny, strange, and charming letters to Santa Claus on Christmas.

Below are 32 “Dear Santa” letters from some silly, sweet, and strange little small fries.

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1. The kid who doesn’t have time for Christmas or Santa...

1. The kid who doesn’t have time for Christmas or Santa...

“Please text my dad. He has my whole list.”

2. The tike who will one day convince you to buy a house site unseen... That's the deal!

2. The tike who will one day convince you to buy a house site unseen... That's the deal!

“Dear Santa, I like you. Do you like me? I would like a DS Mario please. Next year I will give you money. How does that sound? Pretty cool. It does to me. That’s the deal.”

…it does sound cool Graham, it does.

3. The kid who’s sick of being a kid

3. The kid who’s sick of being a kid

“I wanted you to know I’m fine. I don’t know how but could you possibly make it so I could turn into a dragon PLEEEEASE?”

4. The kid who will run for Republican office one day...

4. The kid who will run for Republican office one day...

“Mommy says you will not be coming to my house this year because Obama got elected again.”