Jeff Foxworthy has been making America laugh for decades now with comedy about life as a blue-collar working dad raising his family in the South…and, of course, his famous “You Might Be a Redneck” jokes.
(Speaking of rednecks – do you remember our 14 signs that you might be country? Ha!)
The Georgia-born comic has received an American comedy award and has been nominated for numerous Grammy Awards. He continues to tour through the country and has most recently been seen as the host of “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?” and “The American Bible Challenge.”
As a dedicated family man, Foxworthy has made numerous humorous observations about family dynamics through the years. Heck, maybe your family is a little like his.
If you’re busy or stressed about getting everything ready for Thanksgiving, enjoy a quick read-through of Foxworthy’s best Thanksgiving jokes from America’s original king of blue collar comedy, and please SHARE with your “kinda country” family and friends.
"If on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat...you might be a redneck."
"If you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table... you might be a redneck."
"If you bought a $300 dollar tent so you can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV, you might be a redneck."
"If your Thanksgiving dinner was alive that morning... you might be a redneck!"
"You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist."
"You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving turkey is stuffed with Hamburger Helper."
"If you've turkey hunted from a car or bus...you might be a redneck!"
"If you consider turkey calling a second language...you might be a redneck"
And - finally - Foxworthy shared two prime examples of a Redneck Thanksgiving Feast: Turkey Pizza and...
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