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10 Terrible Cat Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good

by Julia Lynn Rubin

Every now and then, we could all use a good laugh.

And what better way to get a chuckle or two than with the help of cats?

Cats are just awesome, and hilarious at almost everything they do. Especially since they don’t care about our approval.

Naturally, these cats are not particularly impressed with our cat jokes.

It might be because they’re kind of cheesy and well…terrible, and cats aren’t really fond of cheese. They leave that interest to their mice friends…

Thanks to jokes4us.com for many of these kitty-themed funny jokes!

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1. One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: "That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue."

1. One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: "That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue."

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.

“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”

2. What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

2. What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

A car-pet.

3. What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

3. What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Why, a catastrophe, of course!

4. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

4. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.

“Yes,” the cat replied.

“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.

“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”

5. Since my cat is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him by a new name...

5. Since my cat is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him by a new name...

GrandPAW.

6. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.

6. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.

Turns out she just had the movie on paws.

7. How is cat food sold?

7. How is cat food sold?
http://cutestcorner.tumblr.com/post/100754893405/funny-cat

Usually purr can.

8. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

8. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

“I’m paw!”

9. What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

9. What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse!

10. What is cleverer than a talking cat?

10. What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

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