Mom Writes Brutally Honest Christmas Card That Spills All The Beans About Her Family Members

by Ileana Paules-Bronet
Ileana is the Editor of Original Content. She lives in Queens, NY.

It’s finally the holiday season, which means people all over the country are starting to send Christmas cards to their friends and family right about now.

I always loved getting Christmas cards from my loved ones. Sending holiday cards is a great way to give and receive holiday greetings.

Some families go with a traditional card while others take a more humorous route. We recently saw Emily Seawright’s hysterical card calling out her singleness.

Now, a mom is going even further with her brutally honest Christmas card.

Usually, people use Christmas cards to tell people about their family’s major (or impressive) life updates, but Lisa did something a little, well, unusual this year.

Instead of updating everyone on what’s going on in her kids’ lives, Lisa made fun of all her family members and complained about them.

It’s pretty funny to read what Lisa had to say about her loved ones!

[H/T: ScaryMommy]

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The Christmas card was shared on Reddit by user PNWndn.

Within just a few days, the card had been upvoted almost 3,000 times.

landon toddler

The letter read:

Landon: Our precious and super annoying 3yr old.

Whines all the time and doesn’t go to sleep when he’s told. Cries when he doesn’t get Gushers after dinner.

Most of the artwork he brings home from church nursery is awful.

Our pride and joy (and source of our drinking problem).

Hunter: Our energetic yet surprising unathletic 9yr old who just got cut from a soccer team that doesn’t even keep score in their games, I know… how does that even happen?!

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Spends most of his time on his iPad and said his first swear word this year!

Super exciting!

teen cell phone

Maddy: Age 18… goes over her data each month on her cell phone. 

Was grounded for two weeks this Fall after she snuck a guy in her window to “watch a movie.”

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Got fired from Sefora [sic] after tell her boss “just because I’m on the schedule doesn’t mean I have to show up.”

Wants to drop out of school to become Insta famous.

still married

Tom and Lisa: Somehow still married after 41 years.

Tom still tucks his t-shirts into his jeans and just took money from our retirement account to buy a fishing boat.

golf shoes

His golf shoes are still currently on the steps after I told him three times to take them upstairs.


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