It’s a situation no one deserves to find oneself in: Your SO has been going behind your back, and you find out in the most awkward way possible. Maybe you walk in on him or her in the middle of the action, or maybe it’s more indirect and you find a stranger’s underwear somewhere it has no business being.
Or, most commonly in the Internet Age, you find an email or raunchy DM that gives your (now former) fling away. Thanks to social media and the immortal stupidity of cheaters, it’s easier than ever to find out when someone’s being unfaithful — which is basically what happened here.
But besides simply kicking the guy out (which, spoiler alert, this woman does), Twitter user @AyanaTheDIVA decided to have some fun at the expense of her former man and his side chick. Thankfully for you, me, and the rest of the world, she took the time to tweet the story of her justifiably petty revenge for all to enjoy.
Kick back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy.
It all starts so sweet!
What could be more innocent than a new friendship, bonding over cute guys?
The relationship between these two continues to revolve around men. Which is unfortunate because…
See, this is why you should never look over people’s shoulders at their phones. You’re not going to like what you find.
And then... there's the plot twist no one saw coming.
It’s actually kind of impressive that she didn’t just smack the phone out of her friend’s hand right then and there.
So, what's a girl to do?
Play it cool, that’s what.
If you put your ear to your screen, you can hear the cogs of revenge already turning in the narrator’s furious mind.
And that’s the danger of letting her continue talking, because you are going to hear more and more tidbits that’ll make you consider the unthinkable.
The game is afoot — but like before, finding out this was going on for a year had to add insult to injury.
Of course, this new information was seamlessly folded into the existing plan.
An ambush of this magnitude would have anyone’s heart beating through her chest.
But wait! It all comes to a head here.
WOW. Can you even imagine what their faces looked like?
Not that this man deserves any good-guy points whatsoever, but you have to begrudgingly give him a tiny amount of credit for trying to play it cool, if only for the humor.
It sounds like this coworker/”other woman” didn’t know she was doing anything wrong, so you can see why she’d not appreciate being attacked like that.
At least she got a novelty glass out of the exchange.
Our narrator would say that she and the coworker made up once their tempers cooled — and they obviously had plenty to talk about!